She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
They are going to name an STD after you.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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