this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I have demons in me.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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