You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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