i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
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Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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