im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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