and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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