Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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