So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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