she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
