Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
