i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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