Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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