SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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