Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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