Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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