spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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