my mouth tastes like poor choices
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
