I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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