So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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