I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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