Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
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i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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