oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
we should paint friendship bongs
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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