I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
These tits shall not be calmed
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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