I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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