on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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