I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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