People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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