Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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