Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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