Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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