I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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