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(302): View more from Delaware

she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>

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(512): View more from Texas

its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after

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(816): View more from Missouri

He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.

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(702): View more from Nevada

He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept

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(443): View more from Maryland

THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS

(1-443): View more from Maryland

excuse me?

(443): View more from Maryland

I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.

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(360): View more from Washington

Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.

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