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(952): View more from Minnesota

Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist

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(708): View more from Illinois

Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that

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(419): View more from Ohio

I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.

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(817): View more from Texas

Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?

(214): View more from Texas

About that.

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