remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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