I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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