This girl is more easily done than said...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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