And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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