So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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