I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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