let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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