im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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