Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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