Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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