with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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