Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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