My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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