You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
A+ Viking dick
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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