Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
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I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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