I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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