i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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