fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
third nipple confirmed
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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