i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Vodka?
Forever.
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Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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