You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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