it's too hot outside to masturbate.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
A+ Viking dick
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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