i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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